"Vegeterians are hotter than meat eaters."
"The most embarrassing thing that happened to me is when I was wearing a hair extension and it felt out on a set!"
"This hair makes girls instantly wet , it makes mothers cry , it makes babies happy , it makes people in the army think why are we fighting?"
"I have a penis tatooed on my leg ,and high five tatooed on my palm , i don`t regret them yet , but I am sure when my children disown me as a father , I may have some remorse"
"The best girls name has got to be Holly , because it`s pretty much Oli with H.."
"My hair is better than anyones"
"We are gonna swear more and say FUCK 47 times"
"My favorite tatoo is probably the cock tatooed on my leg. It means I like cock"
"Someone pulled my pants down when I was playing ones , and my dick was just hanging out . I was drinking , so I was not embarassed, i just stood there. Someone did it in Australia as well but my ass was out so instead of pulling up my pants I just shoved my finger in my ass. I regreted it after when I smelled my finger , but it was funny at the time"
"[ow would you like to day , in what way? ] . Oli: Death by tits, Death by a million blowjobs."
"I`ve got a toe that is bent out. It was borned deformed. I`ve got massive nipples as well...fucking massive"
"[How did you come up with the band name Bring Me The Horizon?] Watche Pirates of Carribeans".